February 2012
fr3aksh0ww:
if u were a transformer u’d be optimus fine
homuncului:
jim you handled that so well come here let me kiss you
but on the forehead
because your
“married. happily married”
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annawintour:
people who don’t clear unused seconds on the microwave
WAT
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why cant i just be an old lady
living alone
with 27 cats
why
nothing is funny anymore
NOTHING
not even this
i mean i guess its funny i just dont laugh at stuff anymore
WHY CANT I LAUGH
entire class: *packs up things*
teacher: dont pack up yet we still have 17 seconds left
me: i believe in miracles
me: since you came along
me: you sexy thing
mirror:
me: you sexy thing, you
person: how was your day
me: yes
literallysame:
this will always be funny